The Moby Wrap (Baby Carrier)
I am a big believer in taking walks with the baby. It is one of those activities that is pretty much a guaranteed good time. She either sleeps the whole time, or she has fun looking around at the...
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I used to have shit to say. I used to be the type of person who dominated conversations. I used to have a lot on my mind. I used to feel sharp. I used to have ideas. No longer. I feel like my mind is...
View ArticleDiaper Dilemma
I consider myself to be a conscious consumer. Meaning, I try to consider the larger impact of purchases I make. How does this effect the environment? Where is this made? Who made this? Did some baby in...
View ArticleI Wish There Was an On/Off Button For My Brain
As a new mom, sleep is a huge issue. The advice I keep getting is to “sleep while the baby sleeps.” Okay, that is good advice. But I have never been the best napper, and often want to do things when...
View ArticleI Miss Her While She is Sleeping
I am experiencing a serious paradox. I am with my baby all day, and at times, want to do other things. It is not like I have to entertain her every second, but it is hard to get uninterrupted time to...
View ArticleThe BEST Idea I EVER Had
A couple of years ago I had an idea. An idea that I thought so brilliant… so profound… so worth of sharing that I had to make a video depicting my fantasy of it. What is this idea you must be asking...
View ArticleMy ULTIMATE Obsession
I have an obsession. I am not talking about your Calvin Klein kid shit… I am talking about a serious, pathological obsession. The kind of obsession that deserves a reality TV series. An obsession so...
View ArticleMy Life is Like One Long Day
I used to know what day it was everyday. There used to be a difference between my days. Each “day” was separated by a night. During this “night” I slept, which helped me to distinguish between one day...
View ArticleSex and Death On a Sunday Afternoon
I am pretty sure I just became public enemy #1 in The Munch’s pre-school. The things she may tell her little friends come Monday morning are guaranteed to get me crucified. It all started on a Sunday...
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